"Tragedy!"

...as in the Bee Gees song, was completely innocently proposed as the tune of choice to celebrate the birth of Jesus at our local HE Nativity Play. Can't imagine that would have gone down too well in school, but clearly didn't meet with a terrible reception in this context as the angels were still able to work in a rendition of "We are the Cheeky Girls" just after Mary had been informed that she was about to give birth to someone other than Joseph's child.