Lifted from comments because it was too good to miss, a home educating parent writes:
"A few months ago, younger son was threatened (unwisely) by an older boy who wanted his phone. The conversation went like this:
Boy: gimme yer mobile
YS: p**s off
Boy: what school d'yer go to?
YS: I'm home educated
Boy: (pausing to gob on pavement) Oh, so you ain't got no social skills then "
HT: ARCH Blog