Lol

Lifted from comments because it was too good to miss, a home educating parent writes:

"A few months ago, younger son was threatened (unwisely) by an older boy who wanted his phone. The conversation went like this:

Boy: gimme yer mobile

YS: p**s off

Boy: what school d'yer go to?

YS: I'm home educated

Boy: (pausing to gob on pavement) Oh, so you ain't got no social skills then "

HT: ARCH Blog